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Home bakery · Haddonfield, NJ

The Angry Unicorn

@anythingbutnice

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In their words

Start-up business focusing on artisan doughnuts and sourdough breads. Theangryunicorn.com to purchase shirts, mugs and bread subscription

from Instagram ↗

About their shop

“Established in 2021 and now into our third season. Our now 11 year old Unicorn spent every Saturday morning in 2020 at the Haddonfield Farmers Market. She soaked up an incredible amount of knowledge about small business operations, marketing, and customers. Chatting with the owners of Sorbello Girls Farm and DiBartolo's Bakery about operating a business and the importance of customer service outweighed going to lacrosse practice. Despite starting dog-walking and errand-running businesses, being "under the tent" seemed to be the only place her high energy could be harnessed. Pulling our Unicorn away from the vendors caused tantrums, anger, and family chaos. This dovetailed with John's lifelong passion for baking. What started as a pursuit for the prefect loaf of sourdough and equipped with a single Dutch oven grew into our cottage bakery.”

from their website ↗

sourdough
bread
donuts
brownies
cookies

Sourdough Bread

Crisp crackly crust with a tender springy crumb; double-proofed multigrain made with bread flour, bolted hard wheat, sea salt

Seeded Sourdough Bread

Double-proofed multigrain with bread flour, bolted hard wheat, spelt, rye and a blend of pumpkin, sesame, sunflower and poppy seeds

Sandwich Loaf

Yeasted bread of bread flour, whole milk, butter, honey, dry yeast, sea salt

New York Rye

Bread flour, rye flour, yeast, sea salt

Whole Wheat Bread

Bread flour, bolted hard wheat flour, dry yeast, sea salt

Beignets

Yeasted fried pastry doused in powdered or cinnamon sugar with orange zest

Lemon Bars

Buttery shortbread base topped with a thick lemon-curd layer and powdered sugar

Brownies

Fudgy, rich, with a shiny crinkly crust

Gingerbread Cookies

Soft and chewy

Bread Subscription

Weekly home bread delivery (sourdough, seeded sourdough, milk-and-honey sandwich bread)

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The Angry UnicornUnclaimed · Listed on The Front Porch

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Home bakery · Haddonfield, NJ

The Angry Unicorn

@anythingbutnice

About this porch

In their words

Start-up business focusing on artisan doughnuts and sourdough breads. Theangryunicorn.com to purchase shirts, mugs and bread subscription

from Instagram ↗

About their shop

“Established in 2021 and now into our third season. Our now 11 year old Unicorn spent every Saturday morning in 2020 at the Haddonfield Farmers Market. She soaked up an incredible amount of knowledge about small business operations, marketing, and customers. Chatting with the owners of Sorbello Girls Farm and DiBartolo's Bakery about operating a business and the importance of customer service outweighed going to lacrosse practice. Despite starting dog-walking and errand-running businesses, being "under the tent" seemed to be the only place her high energy could be harnessed. Pulling our Unicorn away from the vendors caused tantrums, anger, and family chaos. This dovetailed with John's lifelong passion for baking. What started as a pursuit for the prefect loaf of sourdough and equipped with a single Dutch oven grew into our cottage bakery.”

from their website ↗

sourdough
bread
donuts
brownies
cookies

Sourdough Bread

Crisp crackly crust with a tender springy crumb; double-proofed multigrain made with bread flour, bolted hard wheat, sea salt

Seeded Sourdough Bread

Double-proofed multigrain with bread flour, bolted hard wheat, spelt, rye and a blend of pumpkin, sesame, sunflower and poppy seeds

Sandwich Loaf

Yeasted bread of bread flour, whole milk, butter, honey, dry yeast, sea salt

New York Rye

Bread flour, rye flour, yeast, sea salt

Whole Wheat Bread

Bread flour, bolted hard wheat flour, dry yeast, sea salt

Beignets

Yeasted fried pastry doused in powdered or cinnamon sugar with orange zest

Lemon Bars

Buttery shortbread base topped with a thick lemon-curd layer and powdered sugar

Brownies

Fudgy, rich, with a shiny crinkly crust

Gingerbread Cookies

Soft and chewy

Bread Subscription

Weekly home bread delivery (sourdough, seeded sourdough, milk-and-honey sandwich bread)

Is this your porch shop?

This page is yours to take over.

About two minutes — always free to list. Here's what the keys unlock:

Add your photosSet pickup hoursFlip the “open now” lightFine-tune your menuPick your colors & typePoint neighbors anywhereEdits go live instantly

Claim The Angry Unicorn →

Or email us — hello@thefrontporch.store

The Angry Unicorn

About this porch

What they bake

This page is yours to take over.

The Angry Unicorn

About this porch

What they bake

This page is yours to take over.